There was a time when I abhorred the idea of sitting in front of the computer.
I wish I could say it was because I preferred being outdoors or, I had too many amazing hobbies or, my social calender was just too full but, that'd be, well, a pack of lies.
The truth is, I was terrified of computers.
They ask too many damn questions!
And some of them are lengthy, garbled questions where you can only pick one of two answers - what is that about?
I spent a number of years running away the moment our computer began these interrogations - for it's own safety, you see.
I mean, what if I made a series of incorrect, unretractable answers, you know, like Pai Mei and his Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique and the thing died on me? No, no, no, I wasn't having any of that.
Now though, I spent way too much time on this thing. And, by "spend," I mean "waste" all my time on the wonderful, evil, virtual hoarding labyrinth that is Pinterest.