Did you know that there are actual bachelorette party planning books out there?
Published works on a subject us girls should technically have down years before wedding bells ring, don't you think?
A magazine article or two, sure.
Cosmo has to print something other than 101 Recycled Ways to Unleash Your Inner Wily Temptress.
But, a book would be such a waste of precious shelf space and money better spent on vodka.
Just add booze and feather boas.