So today, my not-so-little Bro Bro is moving into a new apartment.
With a girl.
Now, you'd think that, on this most auspicious of days, I'd have a veritable dossier of sage advice on the mysteries of the female psyche to hand over.
I do not.
Mostly because compiling all that information would be so deeply boring. But also because growing up with yours truly was practical experience enough, one hopes.